My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:
She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”
You and Barney have the kind of chemistry that just doesn’t go away.
The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Daddy/Daughter DIY project
Let it go, Joan!
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
Amen, Stephen Fry.
Him and Morgan Freeman are the two voices I can always hear in my head when reading something they’ve said.
Man, right in the gut